a cougwh-r- is a woman who -thinks- she is a cougar but is actually just an old wh-r-.
“dude, way too many cougwh-r-s down at the harbor tonight.”

“does this ankle bracelet make me look like a cougwh-r-?

“guess i should get my br-ssy blonde hair toned down. don’t wanna look like a cougwh-r- at happy hour”

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