couking


the act of cooking a meal whilst being cucked by a significant other, for it to qualify the meal must be finished before the intercourse otherwise this is just a bizarre and frankly messed up situation in which a depraved man b-mbles through his life with no sense of direction or purpose. sad.
janino: dave from next door is coming round later, jeraldo wants to do that couking stuff again.

orlando: oooh yum! food always tastes better when it is forged from self depreciation and an unwillingness to accept the touch and affection of another human being!
janino: uh.. yeah. i guess.

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