could not hold that dick up my ass any longer
phrase used to express the inability to tolerate the boiling frustration/anger that someone’s unbereable personaliby (or actions) brings upon you any longer
-so…. why did you break up with her/him?
-cuz every day he/she had to start a f-cking fight over the most stupid things!;if it was not the way i dressed, then it was the way i talked, or the friends i hanged out with…
-wow, really?
– yeah; i just could not hold that d-ck up my -ss any longer! so i ended it
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