Coulsonated
the action of acting like mike coulson, a legendary man of g-d with renewed youth and strength to run circles around men in their prime while performing physical labor. excelling in any type of work requiring you to man-up(ie tearing down walls, building stuff, carrying heavy things, etc.).
1-“did you see anderson working at the church yesterday in the youth room?”
“yeah, he coulsonated those huge speaker cabinets; he had one in each hand and grabbed the door for pastor barb to come in!”
2-chuck norris sleeps in mike coulson pajamas.
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