Coulthard


a coulthard is when someone has a m-ssive chin that’s as big as david coulthard’s.
dave, why are you trying to pull that girl man- she’s got a coulthard!
a coulthard is someone who is generally very quiet and relaxed, but that has sporradic bursts of energy, at which time they will usually punch someobody, throw something, or maybe even kill those around them. once said act has been commited by a person, all friends in the vicinity must immediately yell “coulthard!!”
it also is used when reffering to someobody that is acting like they are cool. coincidentily, if you put thard after anything that rhymes with “cool” it sounds awesome.

“dude! you just threw that orange” person 1
“what a f-cking coulthard!” person 2

“check out that coulthard sitting on the stoolthard. that coulthard loves to swim in the poolthard. i hope he doesn’t beat me with that toolthard. he’s just too cool for schoolthard.”

etc.
when you run around a library pretending to stealth kill people because you think your some kind of ninja.
every library has a coulthard

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