council facelift


a council facelift is a ponytail so tight it prevents facial expression
a council facelift is a ponytail usually worn by the lower social cl-sses, trailer trash, tramps, chavs and pondlife. woman that think a tight face is cl-ssy but cannot afford surgery or botox

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