Council trouser
noun: an attractive male who bears the hallmarks of being dragged up on a sink estate. these traits include, though are not exclusive to: knock-off addidas jogging bottoms; no top (in summer); a hoodie (in winter); a baseball cap (no matter what the season); a toned physique; an overabundance of natural pheromones; a distinctive walk in which he tries to communicate that he is ‘proper hard” and “well fit”.
often, a decent bit of council trouser will stroll around town aimlessly, bearing his tattoos and showing off his gym-toned body to p-ssing chavettes, who, like him, have a great deal of time on their hands between collecting their dole and queueing for cheap cider at aldi.
trouser, in this context, is a synecdoche used as a male equivalent of the pejorative”skirt”, used chiefly in britain to describe any attractive young female.
council trouser spotting is a fun office-based game, in which colleagues gaze out the window on a sunny day and rate the p-ssing state-subsidised man-talent as it parades its pr-ne body down the street.
“look at that bit of council trouser over there. i’d defo bang him!”
“i’m going out tonight and plan to bed myself a nice bit of council trouser.”
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