councilitis
councilitis syphillis it is a contagious disease,this usually occurs when councilites meet.. councilitis
craighhhh:oight u from scunny mate??councilits phyllis:yeah ave it..(chat up line omfg i know!!)
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chronic, debilitating condition suffered exclusively by local authority staff in the uk necessitating long periods of absence from work. there are no known physical symptoms although sufferers may appear to have a sore throat/bad back/upset stomach etc. there is no known cure but the condition will usually resolve itself rapidly at the point the employee has exceeded their ent-tlement to paid sick leave.
manager: where is mark today? colleague: oh he won’t be in today, he always suffers from councilitis on a monday.
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