Count Blumpkula
the wonderous act of receiving a bl-wj-b while stuffing your face full of count chocula ceral.
“would you like to share a bagel for breakfast?”
“no, thanks. i paid my neighbor’s son $12 to give me a count blumpkula, and i’m stuffed.”
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