Count Knobula
the s-xiest user on 404. men and women alike fall for his wit and charm.
“count kn-bula knows kung fu and will kick your -rs-.”
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- country turn
switching to the left lane long before a left turn. done on country roads where you don’t have to worry about any on coming cars for another 5 miles or so. “what are you doing in the left lane?” “this is where i turn…” “oh, you’re from the country, making a country turn.”
- Cranson
a pr-noun, adjective and adverb which can mean anything; either a person, a place, a thing, an action or a modifier or a verb or an action. /boy gets his in face (cranson) with football/ “ow, my cranson hurts!” /girl is wearing new gl-sses (cransons)/ “hey sally, you look really cute in your new cransons.” […]
- crazel
those who with a hair-shade between blonde&brunette. blondes do not accept them, nor brunettes. “crazel” comes from hazel (as in the eye shade) and the “c” stands for categorize my hairshade. crazels must band together, for so long we’ve been lost without a true home. for so long, hannah and kyle were lost in trying […]
- Creiff
the fleshy area oft found nestled betwixt the v-g-n- and the -n-s on a woman, or the b-llb-g and the -n-s on a man. sometimes gets called the tisnae (scottish) or the taint (english). i was totally working her creiff last night and she came like a sh-tting horse hiy. aye mun, she’s got a […]
- crowd farting
the act of walking into a group of strangers and dropping a particularly heinous fart, especially humorous when done on an elevator; usually done as a vacation activity. example 1: jessica: why’s it smell like dead bodies on the elevator? terrence: alex and i were dropping crowd farts the whole way up. example 2: jon: […]