Count Swaggula


1) one who possesses a dangerously high amount of swagg or swagger

2) an honorary t-tle bestowed upon martin “gaston” biron, an nhl goaltender blessed with a filthy level of swagg.
i can’t believe we let count swaggula get away from philly

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