Count Yorga
a vampire that likes to party! count yorga is a great time. she is also a distant cousin of sandra bullock.
look at count yorga hammering back jello shots and welches fruit snacks!
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- Courtesy Honk
if a couple is left alone at home while you drive away somewhere else for awhile, when you arrive again, honk so the couple will put their clothes back on, stop making out, having s-x, etc. “let’s give them a courtesy honk before we go inside.”
- courtesy junky
someone who is very insistent upon being courteous, to the point where it is aggravating and at times inconvenient to the recipient, such as holding the door open for you even though your still several feet away, causing you to start a slow jog to the door to show good manners, though it made the […]
- crotch custard
c-m, j-zz, s-m-n and sperm mixture. probably one of the most vile ways to describe it too. hey what does bill do all day, he never comes out! duh joe, he’s always makin crotch custard. you mean you’ve never walked in on him? he’s doing it just about every half hour ya know.
- crunkdafunktafied
similar to getting “crunk”; present tense. also, meaning a person who is wylin’ out hardcore, and needs to chill. d-mn,son we’re gettin crunkdafunktafied tonight! yo, that guy is seriously crunkdafunkdafied off the chain.
- cuntspackle
when a man’s lovejuice caresses and/or covers a woman’s meatpurse, causing its lips and/or folds to close together, creating a water-tight seal. dude, i sprayed her so much, the c-ntsp-ckle prevented her from p-ssing.