Count Zap


a rude person and or dracula. brain is usually made of p–p and in most cases is extremely itlalian. wardrobe consists of nfl player tees and ‘i hate peyton manning’ shirts.
did anybody see that count zap today he was wearing a backwards new era and eating a p–p sandwich

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