counter cock block
someone who prevents you from being c-ck blocked; usually another female you bring to distract a c-ck block and therefore neutralize the c-ck blocker.
john was trying to tell embarr-ssing stories about me so he could prevent me from scoring with a hot girl, but i distracted him with my friend nancy, the counter c-ck block. she pretended to be interested in him so he would stop being jealous and c-ck blocking me.
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