Crohn’s Dessert
a succulent blend of human diarrhea from someone who has crohn’s disease arranged appetizingly inside a dessert bowl. commonly served with pistachio ice cream and a wafer.
“mr. johnson, on account of this being your birthday we’d like to present to you a complimentary bowl of crohn’s dessert on the house!”
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