counter-cock


v. the further action of a c-ck block, it is the action of c-ck blocking someone, and then adding further disgrace by having intercourse with the girl that the first male was planning to have intercourse with. it can also be expanded through the addition of further ‘counter’s or ‘anti’s.

n. one who commits or has committed the act of counter-c-cking.
1. i was chilling with this phat b–tch the other night, hoping to score, and this punk–ss b-st-rd walked in and started to f-ck her right in front of me! i just couldn’t believe how fast i got counter-c-cked.

1. (alternate) so this b-st-rd tried to counter-c-ck me, but the b-tch i was about to screw moved towards me. the b-st-rd got mad counter-counter-c-cked.

2. after the prost-tute was screwed by the random guy who walked in, he was nicknamed the counter-c-ck.
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the act of a male pressing against a counter, which is of course at a strategic height so as to pr-nounce his penile unit through his pants, preferably sweat pants or other drapey garment. (i.e. athletic shorts, acrylic, nylon, etc.)
oh my god, emily, did you see that last custie? he had counterc-ck for days! you know he was smuggling a venti down there!!!

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