Counter-Hump
when one is getting humped unintentionally by another and then decides to turn the tables by humping back, thus freaking out the original humper.
first dude- “surprise! i’m so humping you right now!”
second dude- “wtf! well how about this!”
first dude- “o sh-t! i’m being counter-humped!”
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