an insult rendered in p-ssing against someone who is not present, usually over a breakfast counter.
person 1: does dimmortal realize that his user-name sounds like “dim mortal”?
person 2: that’s counter-offensive, yo.
a counter-offensive is the term used by the military to describe large scale, usually strategic offensive operations by forces that had successfully halted an enemy’s offensive, while occupying defensive positions.
offense,offensive – the action of attacking an enemy.

counter-offensive – armed force stopping an enemy offensive

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