Counter Status
when someone makes a facebook status in response to another persons facebook status, usually in an aggressive manner. often no ones name is used in the status, but because of a mutually know situation they do not have to use names.
person a status: “so-and-so is a cheap a-hole who doesn’t think of anyone but himself, that necklace was practically a cracker jack prize!”
person b counter status: “you’ve shown your true colors. it wasn’t cheap when i bought it for you b-tch.”
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