Counter Stink
the act of masking another person’s fart or offensive odor with a fart or offensive smell of your own.
there comes a time in every person’s life when you are trapped somewhere with a foul smell. the single defense you have to offer is your own -ss. and that is what will save your life.
my husband let a huge fart in the car and i, in turn, let a counter stink to save my own life.
i counter stink when ever i have a g-ssy dance partner.
my friends armpits smell like sour cream and chives, so i often run three miles then wipe my armpits off with his head, as an alternative counter stink method.
sometimes i hold in my farts just in case i need a back up counter stink.
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