counter-strike: source


the more fun and graphically better version of the popular “terrorist vs. counter-terrorist” online fps counter-strike or cs.this newer version utilizes the half-life 2 engine with physics and better graphics.the older version will probably stop being updated and this newer one will be seeing new maps and other better cool features.
go and buy it and find out what its like
counter-strike: source is the latest version of counter-strike to this day. instead of the mod being based off half-life engine, it is based off the half-life 2 engine. (the source engine) hints the name. it has way better graphics then 1.6 and down with the same game play. vac 2 should get rid of the hackers which will make the game even better.
admin deals with hacker:
here comes the slap to the slay to the ban,
that haxor, you shoulda seen how he ran.
“oh please admin, gimme one more chance!”
“shut the f-ck up and get up and dance!”
an online fps game that originated from counter strike (cs). counter strike: source (css) is mainly a graphical update of the original with a new radar, buy menu, and a few maps thrown in. many criticize the game for being “easier” due to vital spots on players made bigger though the game is still challenging and fun. the game is often looked down upon due to the steadily growing number of prep-b-cent boys with microphones and hackers. only a fraction of the number of total players of the original cs, play css. because of the smallish number of players, hacking and cheating isn’t as bad of a problem on css as it is on cs. its still recommended that you play with the microphone mute option enabled.

-note- playing css may lead to a broken computer or possibly an early death.
a typical counter strike: source match

player 1: headshot!
12 year old with microphne: pphhhhptptpt!
player 2: stfu noob
player 1: headshot!
player 3: player 1 u f-kin haker!
12 year old with microphone: ssssspspspspspszzzzzeertk!
player 1: headshot!
player 2: god dam stfu you f-kinno0b! gay! f-g!
player 1: headshot!
player 3: hakr!
player 1: headshot!
12 year old with microphone: kpstkpstkpstfffffeeerrrpt!
player 4 entered the game
player 3: playur 1 iz a h4k0r!
player 1: headshot!
12 year old with a microphone: kephpphertzt! pt! pzphphsert!
player 2: gay! f-g queer! ill kill yuor mothr! stfu n0ob!11!
player 4 left the game
to date, counter-strike: source has proven to be the best place for 12 year olds to prove they are better than you at life and that they screw your mom and that you’re a complete flaming h-m-s-xual failure because his character shot you in the head and he screamed ‘pwnt’. ‘css’ gives hopeless people hope in the fact that you can be good at nothing, not put any effort into real life development, not have a job, not be the least bit intelligent, not have any sort of education or training or skills for a job, not have a job, still live with your parents at 35, be a r-t-rded stoner, not have a job, and still appear superior to everyone else because he has 9000 kills, 0 deaths and 1 latency. conversely, i love counter-strike source.
guy 1: hahaha boom headshot!! i get so many headshots in counter-strike: source, holy s–t!

life: you’re still a failure.

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