Countercractic


a practical joke one diesel fuel attendant will play on another at a truck stop. this can be anything from hiding their personal items or flicking cigarette ashes at them.
sloth: looner, you’re a b-tch.
looner: i could kick your -ss.
sloth: you better get ready for the countercractics.

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