Counterfuck


the process of f-cking with someone emotionally, physically, or psychologically in response to being f-cked with.
dude my girlfriend said i sucked in bed so i counterf-cked her by saying her v-g-n- has mucus in it.
{cown-ter fuhk} noun, 1. s-xual intercourse outside of a relationship as retaliation for a partner’s cheating or other infidelities 2. the person with which one has the counter f-ck intercourse
i think she should counter f-ck him. that’ll teach him not to cheat.

he cheated on her last week so she’s on a mission to find a counter f-ck.

check it out, there goes his counter f-ck.
to dodge a fly man or woman while in mid air, and happens to be naked, and perfectly lands on you in a s-xual way…….
person a; currently flying through the air….naked, “i’m gonna rape you!”
person b; cunningly dodges “f-ck you, you just got counterf-cked”
person a; “f-ck you”
to have s-x with or on a counter or table or surface area
” my d-ck hurts from counter f-ck”

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