Countermeasures
a) an opposing or retaliatory measure
b) an episode t-tle of c.s.i. miami.
c) deploying flares, ecm hammer, or a smoke screen on battlefield 3
d) the act of measuring ones penile length upon a countertop or table.
e) a 1998 film starring michael dudikoff
a) “a resistor countermeasures the effects of an electrical current.”
b) herp: “hey derpina did you catch the name of the c.s.i. miami episode last night?”
derpina: “yeah it was t-tled countermeasures.”
c) pilot to gunner: ” i just deployed my ecm jammer and they are locking onto us again. looks like you need to use whatever countermeasures you have.”
d) derp: “i found that the easiest way to find my size was to use countermeasures.”
e) movies 1998-
herp: “well that has to be the worst f-cking depiction of a war movie i have ever laid my eyes on.”
helping: “seriously what a waste of money.”
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