countr-emo


emo kid that grew up in a small farming town with a p-ssion for both the emo scene and country music. usually wearing womans pants tight vintage t-shirts some sort of boot cowboy hat or meshback and lumber jack jacket. known for their crazy s-x appeal.
“hey that kid is so scene.”
“no he’s not, thats the original countr-emo”
“wow he has crazy s-x appeal”
countr-emo is an emo who has discovered country music and has accepted it as a variation of emo music.
also can be an emo who grew up on a farm.
a countr-emo kid usually dresses with womans pants, studded belt, tight t-shirt, all-star converse sneakers and a lumber jack jacket and possible a cowboy hat depending how hard-core they are.
emo, of the country variety. typically found in whiny country music songs. centering around wallowing in self pity/self loathing/someone leaving them with a broken heart/cheating/etc.

not as gay as traditional emo, however equally as pathetic.
first guy: is that dierks bentley?

second guy: yea, he’s whining again about some lady leaving him.

first guy: man, he’s so f-cking countr-emo. he should grow some b-lls.

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