Country Boy Wannabe
a fake -ss poser that acts like and swears that he’s a country boy even though he lives in a big city. they can usually be seen wearing cowboy hats and boots sitting in their tailgates of their trucks blasting country music and dipping tobacco. may also be seen line dancing at a country night club.
country boy wannabe: man i can’t wait till this weekend were all fixing ta go down to the fishin hole and fish and do some muddin afterwards.
normal kid: quit acting like your f-cking country eugene. your catholic, you live in the burbs, and your parents are rich as h-ll. listening to kenny chesney, watching cmt, dipping copenhagen, going fishing, and driving around in your grandpas 3 acres does not make you a country boy.
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