country club negro
a light-skinned brother of some means or economic success, generally tolerated by those (well off white men) he works with/ lives near because of his nonthreatening demeanor and quasi–ssimilation into white culture/ language/ customs. for all intents and purposes, outside of pigment, country club negro -is- a white man in all regards.
examples: carlton from the fresh prince of bel-air, david otunga and byron saxton from wwe, both gumbels.
“the first time i saw him at the cricket club golfing, i was aghast. ‘a colored on the links?’ i asked. but after talking to the chap, i discovered he wasn’t one of -them- at all. he was a country club negro. he was almost one of us.”
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