country docking
the act of inserting one individual’s p-n-s into the urethra of another individual, for the purpose of s-xual stimulation and pleasure. the foreskin of the receiving p-n-s is then stretched snugly over the other individual’s genitals. considered a very high-risk/high-reward s-xual maneuver.
jack: hey john why are you limping?
john: i got into some country docking with nick last night, and now my d-ck is on fire!
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