Country Juicehead
similar to a jersey juicehead, a country juicehead is muscular and tan, but not from the tanning salon and the gym, from working on the farm. he too is concerned with his looks. he dresses to impress in cowboy boots and a hat. now thats style.
did you see that country juicehead last night at the tim mcgraw concert?
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