Country Kleenex
to gracefully hold one nostril closed with your index finger, while blowing snot out of the other; generally on the ground. can be used when tissues are or are not available.
uncle jesse never uses a tissue when he’s oustide in southern missouri, he just uses the country kleenex.
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