Country Steamer


you’re enjoying the great outdoors, miles away from anything resembling a toilet and then it hits you, you need to take a m-ssive dump.

you quickly locate a sheltered spot out of view ramblers, farmers and the like, drop your pants and leave a big hot steaming t-rd. it stinks, you feel much better.
i really need a t-rd, i’m gonna have to take a country steamer

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