countryballs


a special genre of memes in which countries are represented by spheres with their respective flags on them(except for a couple cases where certain countries are allowed different shapes, such as nepal and kazakhstan. it creates humor by stereotyping each country with common problems. it is the general rule of thumb in the genre that players write in “engrish(example-“i of wantings to talk to you!”)” for countryb-lls that do not speak english naturally.
gags include
-greece not paying debts to germany
-poland cannot into sp-ce
-china using xixixixi instead of hahahaha
-sweden taking over all of the world in a world-ending event known commonly as the börkpocalypse.(“börk börk”)
-germany having trouble from keeping itself from reverting back to n-z-sm
-the reichtangle, a rectangular character that is the supposed “fourth reich”, and is obsessed with anschluss, often destroying its neighbors in fits of anschluss.
-finland being drunk
-the usa must always be wearing shades, unless it is pre-american-spanish war
-britain must always wear a top hat
-poland’s flag being upside down(don’t ask why, its one of the great mysteries of the earth)”
-many others
for more information, look up “countryb-lls”
these comics also go by the name of polandball.
swedenball: börk
norwayball: i don’t understa…
swedenball: börk
*norwayball’s flag is overrun by the blue background and yellow cross of great sweden*
norwayball: nahhhahhhahaaaaaa…. börk?
swedenball: börk börk
norwayball: börk
all the other countryb-lls: oh dear god…. its happening.

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