coupon-hawk
noun. 1. a customer who comes in with copies of the same expired coupon and tries to use them at the register. when you discover a hawk, make a flapping motion with your arms and squark like a hawk.
“hey, were those coupon-hawks circling your store this morning?”
“yeah, the eagle has landed.”
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