courier
a bod on a bike riding fast, usually seen overtaking commuters on their superbikes in the morning and evening.
couriers are known to ride on the pavement and down one way street’s the wrong way, down and up stair’s and just about anywhere they can get both wheel’s through.
known to defend themselves with the plethora of tool’s they can carry as aid’s to the maintenance of their rides, bare fist or just plain verbal.
can get a parcel from your door to a door the other side of town in under 30 min’s.
can spot an accident before it happens. (some don’t react quick enough to avoid them.)
will not fix a broken bulb at night.
can fix a flattie in the time it take’s to make a real coffee by a barista.
this newspaper that’s obssesed with foxes
whats the headline in the courier today
something about foxes
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