Coursively
pr-nounced (cor’siv’ley)
a combination of “of course” and “obviously”. to emphasis the obviousness of it… and emphasis how dumb the question or consideration is…….
girl 1: i am going to marry prince harry soon and be the next princess.
girl 2: coursively you can’t, you’re not as “common” as kate middleton.
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blonde 1: does bacon come from pigs?
bloke 2: coursively it does!!!!
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child 1: “can pigs really fly?!”
parent: coursively not, it’s just what people say to show that something is very unlikely to happen.
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bloke 1: i’m gonna go and pull that hot girl over there…
bloke 2: coursively that is not going to happen coz you look like a total dog!
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