courtesy 2-sheeter
strategically laying down 2 sheets of toilet paper (in the toilet) before you off-load a big dump. this can be use to appease your significant other, or show respect while using a host’s restroom.
“honey, you need to get in here and clean this toilet before my friends show up. it looks like a truck stop in here”
– should have hit it with a “courtesy 2-sheeter”
or
“i could have stopped eating chipotle, but it was easier to implement the ‘courtesy 2-sheeter’ instead.”
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