courtesy month
the month subsequent to breaking up with someone during which the one who did the breaking up refrains from s-xual activity with a third party unless the one who was dumped f-cks someone else first
1. “hey man, that chick wants your nuts. are you going to bang her?”
“no man- i broke up with leah last week and it’s still her courtesy month.”
2. “dammit, kristy just broke up with me and i heard she just got tag teamed by black guys!”
“i guess that wh-r- doesn’t believe in the courtesy month.”
3. “did you just f-ck jill? i thought you broke up with kate two weeks ago. what about the courtesy month?”
“it’s all good- kate just blew the basketball team.”
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