Courtesy Splooge
the act of wrapping one’s p-n-s during the last few seconds of masturbation with tissue, toilet paper, a sock, et cetera, to prevent a messy clean up of s-m-n after reaching climax.
it also adds mild stimulation to the head of the p-n-s in the absence of lotion or lube.
dude, i hate getting sp-nk on my sheets before bed every night, it’s kinda nasty
you should have done a courtesy splooge. much less mess and it feels pretty good!
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