Courtie
typically an older dude who can make anything possible. money falls out of his pockets. likes to play squash. with one look into his eyes you’d know if your ever in a bidding war, you’d loose
man #1:dude did you get the gift for her yet??
man #2: yeah, but i bargained with the guy behind the counter and lost a lot of money, he was a courtie.
#dude squash
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