Courtimal
a courtimal is very rare marriage of a courtney and an animal. usually brought on by being hangry or hungover.
this half woman, half animal is only brought down from her rage, by a snow bath.
much like the t-rex, she eats anything with a pulse. with the ability to ninja kick and sick her attack cat on you with its siren like sounds, it pierces your ears and confuses you whilst ‘the courtimal’ pounces. it’s a dangerous tandem. just ask reindeer games.
instead of sleeping, she waits, in the dark, for her next victim.
we were all out having a great time on sunday funday until the courtimal came out and started raging, luckily someone in the group knew that to calm her rage she needed a snow bath.
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