Courtney


there are many definitions for a courtney.

1. a sweet, awesome person who is super smart and really nice. she has never gotten a low grade and always looks amazing.

2. a girl that annoys everyone that she comes in contact with. she is a liar, desperate for attention, and a generally unpleasant person. she is attention seeking and undeserving of everything she has. she is unintelligent and always dresses sloppily. all of her friends are fake and only befriend her out of pity.
1. i wish everyone could be like courtney.

2. courtney was being really annoying today. she should back off.
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1. the name of a girl who is beautiful, strong, and intelligent. one who is easy to fall in love with but impossible to let go. she is funny, exciting, and enthusiastic. courtney has an amazing personality that appeals to every person fortunate enough to meet her. her eyes are captivating, her smile, intoxicating, and her heart lights the darkest, coldest souls and fills them with happiness. she is the reason why i believe in love.

2. another word for perfection.

3. g-d’s most precious and wonderful angel.
if there’s one thing for certain in this world of confusion, it’s that courtney is everything to me.
a woman who is known for being curious. she is good at organizing things. she is a loyal and trustworthy friend. she is very bubbly and bright. she is well liked by everyone who gets to know her. she is a jealous person, but people are also extremely jealous of her. she is beautiful inside and out.
courtney is an incredible human being. get to know her.
a non-dirty, or disturbing young lady who is a great trust-worthy friend. never has, and never will have any stds. (: not a wh-r-.
bob: see that courtney chick over there?
billy: yeah. she’s nice.
joe: she’s hot. and totally not a wh-r-.
bob: definitely not a wh-r-.

billy: the biggest non-wh-r- i know, unlike darian (g)
courtney is someone amazing. she is definitely not a sl-t. all the guys want her and all the girls are jealous of her, which makes her absolutely awesome in every way. shes very easy to fall in love with, and she can have you fallen for her in 2 seconds. once you actually get to know her shes the nicest person and is an awesome bestfriend :d she loves giving advice, can be self centered at times. has the worst temper so dont get her mad. shes always looking to have a good time and is very funny. usually has the most beautiful eyes. if your not good enough for her she’ll let you know ;
dont f-ck with courtney, she’ll steal your man no matter what, and he’ll agree because she gets any guy she wants.

the most down to earth b-tch i know
id be jealous tooo.
courtney is so hott and amazing i wish she was my girlfriend, – uhm im your girlfriend?
a girl who is bright, bubbly, and always smiling. everyone who meets her is reeled into her optimistic personality and her big beautiful eyes of love. easy to love, impossible to forget. a true angel from above. although courtney’s have their state of b-tch, it’s usually for a good reason. a very strong girl mentally, and strong emotionally. that “one girl who got away.” the best friend to have; the best shoulder to cry on.

my true love; my everything.
(1.) wow, i wish my girlfriend was a courtney. their perfect.
a courtney is an odd type of person, whose hobbies include laughing and mocking sn-bs and bullys. she will often eat your candy and steal your soul.
a courtney ate my candy, so now i won’t get fat!
a sweet caring person who will do things to make others happy at the cost of her own happiness. lives by saying as long as the ones she loves are happy, she’s happy. usually incredibly cute but not hot. kind of weird and peppy in a cute way. also can be very naive or extremely mature depending on the situation. can read even the smallest and most hidden emotions on people. knows a lot about love and can give awesome advice except when it comes to her own love situations.
“that girl is so sweet and naive! she is such a courtney!”

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