Cousin Skeeter
a. an old show that used to be commonly found on the popular children’s channel “nickelodeon”. now… not so much.
b. that cousin that you always catch whacking off in his bedroom.
c’mon skeet we gotta go to the record studio
oh john, you’re just a skeeter
a white guy with a jew fro that looks mexican.
friend 1: im gonna call you cousin skeeter from now on….
friend 2: do i want to know why?
friend 1: its because you’re mexican and have a jew fro.
friend 3: is chris around?
friend 1: nope just cousin skeeter and i.
when a hillbilly busts a nut or -j-c-l-t-s on a cousin or relative
paul gave tina a cousin skeeter to show his affection for his favorite relative
another name for a skeezer (a hoe or sl-t)
bro, that chick….now she’s a cousin skeeter.
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