crack sheriff


1. a complete deusche bag
i.e. someone who’s car you would completely cover in snow just for the h-ll of it even though it take great effort.

2. evil robot clones sent from the past to destroy the future (the present)
i.e. when you’re high and playing super smash bros, and evil robot star fox and mario attempt to take over the world and you have to defeat them all the way back through their portals into lunch-lady-land.
that crack sheriff wont stop parking in front of the stairs

dammit andy, that crack sheriff mario robot clone just came from the past and home-run batted me!

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