Cousteau


making a disturbing discovery about a person’s nether regions during the act of foreplay. this can lead to limpness, loss of s-xual appet-te, and seeing that person in a whole new and ofen terrible way.
dude, i was totally hittin it with that fit chick from the bar until all the sudden, bam a cousteau came outta nowhere. the chick had 2 -ssholes!!

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