cover 2 defense


borrowed from football terminology, this is the protective posture -ssumed by any guy who thinks he is about to get hit in the nads. the dude quickly closes his legs and shields his crotch with both hands so that he doesn’t get racked.
i told him that his mom was hot and then immediately went into the cover 2 defense.

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