Cover Movie
an entertaining, usually light-hearted and family-friendly movie you watch while curled up in a dozen or so blankets (covers–hence the term) that requires little to no logic to understand, is likely a childhood cl-ssic and which brings back memories of the good old days.
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frost-bitten and shivering from shoveling snow, gooseb-mps-laden andrew went inside his cozy home, removed all of his clothes, asked his mother to make him some hot chocolate and immediately popped in a cover movie — back to the future — before diving into a mountainous pile of covers and falling asleep. needless to say, when school was canceled the next day, andrew had a lineup of quality flicks prepared for a day’s long of cuddling – sandlot, home alone and the goonies.
the next day off from school he watched it’s a wonderful life, followed by masters of the universe and ernest scared stupid. he fell asleep and p-ssed out before getting to billy madison or, his next choice, revenge of the nerds.
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