covered wagon

when your in the bed with a loved one. let out the most potent fart….bad enough to currdle milk then hurry and pulled the covers over your loves head. forcing her to smell the rankness.
how about a covered wagon after the nights s-x babe?
the art of farting after s-x and holding your partner under the covers to enjoy. the golden dutch oven requires one to hold the vicim under the covers until screaming and kicking stops. see also dutch oven.
you should have see the look on my girlfriend’s face when she came up for air after a really smelly dutch oven.
a turm used by h-m- s-xuals in the prison systems to describe draping a sheet from the top bunk over the bottom bunk while two h-m- s-xuals have s-x!
i bet if you went to prison you would get a ride in a covered wagon
referring to the male phallic memeber that is uncirc-msized.
anil anne has a covered wagon.
a practice in prison when prisoners arrange the three-high bunk beds in a rough square and drape them with blankets to block off the view of the guards. it is in the middle of this that a gang rape can continue for an astonishing amount of time. guys beaten and dragged into the covered wagon are set upon by dozens of men. they have all their teeth knocked out, they are forced to perform f-ll-t– for hours and hours while being savagely -n-l raped until their -ssholes literally gush blood.
an overcrowded room like this quickly becomes host to what is known as the covered wagon. avoid them at all costs.
while in a car, you rip -ss and lock all windows so all p-ssengers have to smell your fart and then you say,”covered wagon!”
scr-ppy farted in his car and locked the windows so his girlfriend had to smell it and then he said,”covered wagon!”
a type of wedgie. wrestle your buddy to the ground face down and grab his underwear and give a swift tug to obtain satisfying wedgie. once you have achieved this you must figure out how to keep him pinned to the floor while grabbing his feet and bending the legs back to where you can easily slip the exposed portion of his underwear over his shoes. this will create the “covered wagon” effect. his feet will be stuck in the brim of his underwear and the more he struggles the deeper the wedgie proceeds. then stand back and enjoy the squirming for release/relief.

2 people may -ssist in giving someone a covered wagon.
“did you see that covered wagon johnny got last night? that looked like it hurt!”