covfewee
a type of coffee blend that happens when you wee in your boss’ filter coffee jug.
your boss is a t-ss-r who treats you like an imbecile, so you wee in his coffee percolator.
later that day you ask him, “would you like a covfewee?”
he thinks: ‘that dumb–ss can’t even quote trump right. what an imbecile!’
you pour him the coffee with a stupid grin on your face.
you are thinking: ‘life is good when serving covfewee to d-ckheads.’
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