a native of coventry, who relocated to london developing a faux c-ckney accent.
blane thought he was a c-ckney, but was reminded by his peers that he wasn’t every time he referred to a bread roll as a batch. blane is in fact a covney.
- 10 seconds c*nt
when your on a dating site and the c-nt at the other end is f-cking longer than ten seconds in replying jess was typing to a guy called distraction in a h-rny fever. you have 10 seconds c-nt or your dead to me. it’s 9:08 c-nt
a mans name, sweet, honest, attractive and trustworthy valdin is a mans name
- gin w*nkerdom
the art of dressing a simple gin and tonic with every possible herb known to man and impressing a gin w-nker into saying, “can you taste the botanicals in that?” or “oooohhhhh, the white petal notes are really enhanced with the grapefruit rind” shim’s gin w-nkerdom impressed drew, he’d never had a botanical delight such […]
when a person with mild asbergers syndrome -j-c-l-t-s due to jacking his/her d-ck. the resulting -j-c-l-t- is called “oz”. the person must also have an autistic british brother and two fathers. normal person: hey, how are you? asbergers person: when you oong-y and she keeps succing! normal person: what the f-ck are you saying you […]
to givith but take it awayith. to give then take away, such as taking back presents for bad behavior. my mom agaveb me my christmas present.