cow bingo
cow bingo is a game played by rednecks and farmers. they mark the ground to divide it up into bingo-like squares. then let cows roam around the area, when a cow drops a “cow patty” (ie: takes a sh-t) the person who owns the square it lands on wins a prize (not the cow patty :o).
announcer: it’s been a hot day in the south for cow bingo today!
announcer: looks like betsy just planted a cow patty on a4.
cletus: yee-haw!!! that’s ours! we’s eating good tonight claudine!!!
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